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Hi, my name is Little who from Who-reville. I am better known as ~Kikomi-Sama. My daddy is a lazy ass load of fat that hauls christmas trees in our house during Christmas season. So one day we were decorating our Christmas tree and my daddy slips on his own fat hanging off of his 666 chins and destroys our tree. We keep on working on the tree until midnight and go to bed. That is when the big green arrogant cunt rapist guy who looks really ugly sneaks in and somehow rapes our Christmas tree. He walks up to my daddy and starts to steal his pants when he gets caught in Daddy's jiggly belly flab. The so called "grinch" gets fried in daddy's flab and turns into granny smith apple.
The town of whoreville finds out and calls the police of murder of a well known and respected rapist, and assault of a granny smith apple. Since my daddy couldnt fit in a normal jail cell they tried to kill him. First the electric chair, then hanging, then lethal dose, then shooting. Nothing worked because his fat absorbed the doses and hits. Last, the police of whorevile threw away a burger he was eating and he died. I was too lazy to save him, i was playing Cock of Duty MW3, and acting like a ignorant teenage bastard. I went crazy. I ate 5642109863651124690076245007314555328872364 burgers and died.
If you don't send this message to 3890764215897733972330098717 people in the next 1680998642135490889865421 attoseconds, the grinch will rape you, and you will become morbidly obese by eating 35890753228997231490096543 burgers.
NOW SCROLL DOWN
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$&??&$@
?$@&!#* you
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ZXCVBNMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSA
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NOW SCROLL BACK UP AND WISH THAT THE NEAREST LAMP WILL KISS YOU IN THE NEXT 5 DAYS
Don't forget proof
First case: Pe N. Is,
This young lady was masturbating to ugly yiff pictures when she got this message. She ignored it, but when she awoke in the morning, she found that she had accumulated one ton of pounds, having a horrid grease-attack, and was covered in grinch cum. She died there and then from a stroke.
Second case: Va G. Ina,
This sassy man bitch had a friend pass this note to him in class. He trashed the note, but its curse lived on. That day at lunch, the school was serving super burgers stuffed with cocaine, heroin, crack, meth, tobacco, pot, and any other narcotic and mental dependence drug found on the floors of the school. He was quickly addicted and wouldn't stop eating them. Well, that was the end of him, and the world too.
Shittaco
Hi, my name is Little who from Who-reville. I am better known as ~Kikomi-Sama. My daddy is a lazy ass load of fat that hauls christmas trees in our house during Christmas season. So one day we were decorating our Christmas tree and my daddy slips on his own fat hanging off of his 666 chins and destroys our tree. We keep on working on the tree until midnight and go to bed. That is when the big green arrogant cunt rapist guy who looks really ugly sneaks in and somehow rapes our Christmas tree. He walks up to my daddy and starts to steal his pants when he gets caught in Daddy's jiggly belly flab. The so called "grinch" gets fried in daddy's flab and turns into granny smith apple.
The town of whoreville finds out and calls the police of murder of a well known and respected rapist, and assault of a granny smith apple. Since my daddy couldnt fit in a normal jail cell they tried to kill him. First the electric chair, then hanging, then lethal dose, then shooting. Nothing worked because his fat absorbed the doses and hits. Last, the police of whorevile threw away a burger he was eating and he died. I was too lazy to save him, i was playing Cock of Duty MW3, and acting like a ignorant teenage bastard. I went crazy. I ate 5642109863651124690076245007314555328872364 burgers and died.
If you don't send this message to 3890764215897733972330098717 people in the next 1680998642135490889865421 attoseconds, the grinch will rape you, and you will become morbidly obese by eating 35890753228997231490096543 burgers.
NOW SCROLL DOWN
?
!!
??!!
?!?!?!
$&??&$@
?$@&!#* you
1337133713371337
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL
ZXCVBNMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSA
Sincostanseccsccotsincostanseccsccot
NOW SCROLL BACK UP AND WISH THAT THE NEAREST LAMP WILL KISS YOU IN THE NEXT 5 DAYS
Don't forget proof
First case: Pe N. Is,
This young lady was masturbating to ugly yiff pictures when she got this message. She ignored it, but when she awoke in the morning, she found that she had accumulated one ton of pounds, having a horrid grease-attack, and was covered in grinch cum. She died there and then from a stroke.
Second case: Va G. Ina,
This sassy man bitch had a friend pass this note to him in class. He trashed the note, but its curse lived on. That day at lunch, the school was serving super burgers stuffed with cocaine, heroin, crack, meth, tobacco, pot, and any other narcotic and mental dependence drug found on the floors of the school. He was quickly addicted and wouldn't stop eating them. Well, that was the end of him, and the world too.
Shittaco
